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[-] Stern@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

Man says he won't kick puppies or burn down orphanages.

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 15 points 2 weeks ago
[-] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

...as a policy. If it happens now, he has an excuse.

[-] PRIMEcavitationfetishist@quokk.au 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Man says he will not buy more accelerant or new shoes for the purposes of burning down orphanages and kicking puppies. No word on current stocks, non-specialty shoes, or fertilizer. Dude's gotta farm sometimes yk?

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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