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Walmart self-checkout mistake destroys Olympic athlete's career (boingboing.net)

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[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Asparagus rustling is henceforth punishable by death.

[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Asparagus is my drug

[-] Rugnjr 2 points 16 hours ago

Have you ever tried that weird German white asparagus though? That stuff is fire

[-] lolrightythen@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

No, but I want to

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