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Human Bake Oven (lemmy.zip)
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Mentioned on Behind the Bastards recently. Had to find the ad.

500 degrees? WTF.

Wiki page here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_bake_oven

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[-] EnmebaraGuesser@piefed.ca 9 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

The oven was claimed to help with gastrointestinal issues such as constipation and irritable bowel syndrome... dermal issues such as skin disease, open sores, and ulcers... heart issues such as heart arrhythmia and heart failure... kidney issues, bladder issues, irregular blood pressure, malnutrition, diabetes, obesity, flat feet, hay fever, Bright's disease, edema, tonsillitis, gangrene, pre-eclampsia... lung related issues such as asthma and tuberculosis...

Treats obesity and hay fever. Heart failure and flat feet.

Sounds legit.

[-] Mordred_vat@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

I mean, once you're cooked, none of these is still an issue

[-] Malyca@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago

Reminds me of a chiropractor brochure

[-] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 points 19 hours ago

if only the leeches could take the heat, they’d have covered all the bases.

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