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[-] Shalien@piefed.projetretro.io 5 points 3 days ago

//This a glass // To get the quantity and type of content use
// glass->qty : float
// glass->content : glass_content

[-] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago

if glass.empty?
  make_sad_noise
else
  homi.hydrate(glass.qty)
end

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 days ago

You should check against homi.healthyCapacity first unless you want to drown them.

[-] red_tomato@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

How can you be so sure other readers will understand floating point numbers? Better include the entire IEEE 754 standard just in case.

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