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toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten (lemmy.today)
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[-] TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Get it made in needlepoint for maximum class.

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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