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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Me buying a bunch of safe, clearanced-out leafy greens because people are blanket scared to buy them.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

I’d buy them to get out of work by claiming I got the shits.

Like Little Pete did with the tapioca label.

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