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[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

They just eat your face the moment you drop. They're playing the long game.

[-] PuddleOfKittens@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

When adjusted for their size (and thus how long they can go without eating), cats wait longer than dogs before eating your face.

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