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[-] owiseedoubleyou@lemmy.ml 66 points 1 year ago

They found a 100% effective way to place microchips on our bodies within just 10 months? Damn, I didn't know science had advanced that much.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

we have been microchipping our pets for decades

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 18 points 1 year ago

They're referring to the people that think Gates funded vaccine research as a spy program, like they don't own Android phones.

[-] Railing5132@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Or Apple phones, or Amazon echo devices, or the entire surveillance economy.

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

yeah its a stupid premise, but this is still a bad argument

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago
[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

you can't seriously argue something has been developed for ten months if the technology has existed for decades...

[-] devils_advocate@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

MIT researchers have now developed a novel way to record a patient’s vaccination history: storing the data in a pattern of dye, invisible to the naked eye, that is delivered under the skin at the same time as the vaccine.

The research was funded by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation

Motive is subjective but the funding isn't.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Uh huh.

And a skin dye pattern has what, exactly, do with microchips and GPS blood trackers?

Cuz if you think those are the same thing you're going to go wild when you hear about other kinds of tattoos.

[-] devils_advocate@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's the gates funded spy program you referred to. You don't need compute resources or location tags. Just a way to store data on a person.

Get vaccinated, get tattooed

Passed your driving test, get tattooed

Pay your tax, get tattooed

Arrest at a protest, get tattooed

Etc.

As a general rule, I don't panic over things that can be done in an excel spreadsheet too.

[-] devils_advocate@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Do you often tattoo excel spreadsheets on your body?

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do you think the same basic technology hasn't been available for 10,000 years?

It's very easy to physically mark someone permanently.

Tattoos, brands, scarring, disfigurement, you're a hell of a dumbass if you think this must be some grand conspiracy methodology.

If they want to track your records, it's called a database. If they want to physically mark you there's much simpler methods.

And no one's added it to a vaccine because... Drumroll...

It's a dumbass waste of resources and time.

By the way, your goalpost moving wasn't unnoticed. This is just as equally stupid as the microchip theory and worth mentioning directly anyways.

[-] devils_advocate@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Invisible instant tattoos delivered in the same way as a vaccine? That is new. It's not easy to mark someone without them knowing.

Gates funded. Tick. Spy program (covert tattooing). Tick.

You're the one moving the goalposts by inventing new GPS tracking strawmen arguments.

Lul, ok buddy. Have fun with the mental breakdown in a Montana bunker.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I thought they did that when they jabbed our heels when we were kids

[-] Contend6248@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

I can pay with my wrist now.

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