I really really wanna get a Honda Acty van. The trucks are cool, but that little van (or really any Kei van) is just the best thing to me. Pretty rare in the US though, so finding one nearby is a challenge!

Same (and it is a thing where I'm at, it just needs to be used+imported). But also I don't really want to drive, and I do not afford such a thing (both in terms of need and money).

I did buy a small+cheap+geared ebike (45 pounds, 20" wheels) and it's pretty great. Would be nice to be lighter, but that's a cost thing. Somewhat smaller perhaps too (not that I've tried it), though that would probably require a custom design or perhaps an normal bike (I am not sure how a niche smaller bike would compare to what I have now in terms of riding effort/experience and cost especially without a good-deal local used or clones on sale).

Though bicycling also has its limits/caveats where I'm at (also for me personally, so I don't have a standard commute) but the specific utility (especially due to a nearby trail) that is there in different forms makes it worth it (health being a big one, 1-way trips, I even fetched water 12L at a time when the pump was out).