Why do adventurers keep attacking us? (ttrpg.network)

submitted 4 weeks ago by MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network to c/eli5goblins@ttrpg.network

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We were just enjoying another tray of human burgers, when yet another gang of adventurers burst in and started attacking us. Why does this keep happening?

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[-] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you. We will think about this advice while we enjoy those adventurers' shinies and human burgers.

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You've explained it to a 5-year-old, now explain it to a bunch of small green maniacs!

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