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[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 156 points 1 week ago
[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 87 points 1 week ago

bone smashing? I must have the manliest left thumb on earth.

[-] jim_v@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Thumbs are for hitchhiking and being Fonzie.

[-] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 week ago

I see you out there thumbmaxxing

[-] Dojan@pawb.social 24 points 1 week ago

There's some money to be made in that. Try OnlyThumbs.

[-] qualia@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

Osteoblast-maxxing

[-] BehindetheClouds@reddthat.com 18 points 1 week ago
[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

At least take some gold with you

[-] Entertainmeonly 17 points 1 week ago

Everytime i read about this i think of Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 week ago

Same. Oddly prophetic

[-] luthis@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

I get the feeling that this is a joke for all but the most stupid people

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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