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Anon is a rabbit (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 22 points 10 hours ago

Aussie Scientist 1: "Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?"

Aussie Scientist 2: "Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons."

Aussie Scientist 1: "Rabbits don't huge melons, that'll be unrealistic."

Aussie Scientist 2: "Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish."

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 6 hours ago

i thought jessica was american

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 9 hours ago

The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

Bluey: The teen years.

[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Is this the birth of the bunny girl?

this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2026
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