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[-] roserose56@lemmy.zip 63 points 1 month ago

In Greece they check that you have 2 balls. You can't serve if you have one only.

[-] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 66 points 1 month ago
[-] ProbablyUnwise@anarchist.nexus 16 points 1 month ago

nah, nuts implies two (or more!)

[-] troybot@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago

What if you have more? You've got three balls so we're promoting you to a higher pay grade.

[-] Gregers@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

That's the benefit of having a uranium buttplug. I grow one extra ball each year. Also it keeps me warm during the winter

[-] lengau@midwest.social 12 points 1 month ago

Wouldn't want Hitler serving in the Greek army!

[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Here in brazil they do the same thing

Why do you need the second ball to hold a gun?

[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 7 points 1 month ago
[-] dellish@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Thou shalt not pass two. Four is right out.

[-] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

well at least its pretty deterministic

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