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The puritan modesty protecting sticker covering my takeout root beer's virgin hole didn't tear cleanly (lemmy.today)
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[-] UniversalBasicJustice 12 points 1 month ago

Just...open the hole from behind with your finger before shoving your straw in.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

That's what she said

this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2026
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