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[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

No, these are classic signs she's chosen Anon for a threesome. He needs to signal his consent by grabbing both the boyfriend and the space invader on the arse, and yelling, "Sure, I'd love to be the meat in the sandwich!"

this post was submitted on 29 Jun 2026
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