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One trained falcon making 60 attack sorties a day can protect 100,000 solar panels from vengeful crows. (lemmy.today)
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[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Even further, why scapegoat the crows at all?

The local avian population no doubt bombs enough bad paint to cause issues when it anneals to the panels in the focused sunlight. Secondly, that one falcon is quite likely taking whatever it can find on the wing each sortie. Even ground critters. So...

Again. Why? ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿผ

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 19 points 1 month ago

..what?

[-] wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Must be your translator. Anyhow, gotta gallop! ๐Ÿฆ„

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

Merry focused ambling to you and your pack.

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