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[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 96 points 18 hours ago

If your ass can shit out Plasma or a Bose-Einstein Condensate, you ought to go to hospital

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Do you suffer from chronic M-Brane inflammation?

Try Quaternio today!

Untangles those bothersome hyperdimensional knots.

Quaternio!

It'll make your stomach turn, but in a good way.

Disclaimer:

QuaternioIsNotVerifiedToBeEffectiveAgainstTimeCrystalsOrSuperCriticalSuperFluids.IfYouSufferFromOrExperienceOrHaveBeenPreviouslyDiagnosedWithIntestinalTimeCrystalsOrSuperCriticalSuperFluidShartsDoNotUseQuaternio.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 7 points 13 hours ago

You just need to add enough spice to your food to reach plasma

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 3 points 8 hours ago

Enough Scoville's and your ass will be burning brighter than the sun in the middle of July

[-] aeiou@piefed.social 8 points 14 hours ago

You need only add a lighter to get ass-plasma.

A Bec would be trickier, though.

[-] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 3 points 8 hours ago

Good point. Does a Tool Assisted Shit (aka. a TAS) plasma shit count?

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

There's a separate leaderboard

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

please do not shove kyber crystals up yer bum

[-] lengau@midwest.social 16 points 14 hours ago
[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Just don't do doggy with a kyber buttplug, you're one fart away from manslaughter

[-] lengau@midwest.social 10 points 13 hours ago

Can't spell manslaughter without man's laughter!

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 hours ago

This is quite the rap sheet you’ve got here.

It says you served 20 years for “man’s laughter.”

Must have been quite the joke.

-- Frank Drebin Jr.

[-] UNY0N@feddit.org 11 points 16 hours ago

I found a new entry for the bucket list: ass plasma!

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