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[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 101 points 1 month ago

Without glasses, I thought that said "illegal crab company" and I was all in.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 month ago

that's what I read with glasses, and I thought it was about garage crab farming

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago

Again, I'm all in.

[-] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Haha, I knew what that one was going to be without clicking. Great channel

[-] lemmyman@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

No law can stop carcinization.

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

(V) OwO (V) What's this? snip snip

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Citizen Sniiiiiiiiiiiips!

[-] FiniteBanjo@programming.dev 6 points 1 month ago

I prefer ethically sourced crab, tbh. I actually like the vat grown seafood because it is better for the environment and fresher inland.

[-] Folstar@lemmus.org 5 points 1 month ago

Before I go all in with you, I have to know- is this an illegal company where crabs are the product or where crabs are running things?

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

It can be whatever you want it to be, baby.

Wait... You're a baby crab, right?

[-] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I feel like this is something I'd hear discussed on the Park After Dark podcast (Trailer Park Boys thing, now with 100% less Bubbles for obvious reasons)

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