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Hey I just wanna eat pussy in a maid crossdress.
Maybe get pegged and called cute.
Not much to it.
Hi there :-)
Wait what this wasn't supposed to work I didn't think this far 😵💫
So you're now a flustered naughty little boy in a dress?
Such fun >:-)
~~H... Hwaaa!? I'm not... f-flustered.. naughty little boy... I'm a good girl... I'm not little!... I'm... cute! Y-yea! Y-~~
Y-yes, mistresses.
Good girl.
Now, get on your knees.
And that, kids, is how I met your mother
lol
Edit: don't worry, you're safe - I'm on another continent ;-)
Good for you tbh cause its a doozy in these here divided states. Half too tired half too depressed to plan a way out.
This was a good bit of fun to not think about that. So, thanks.
Well, if you ever want an internet hug / spanking to take the edge off, let me know ;-)
https://lemmy.world/post/48109753
https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1c09d08d-6a65-4a00-ac91-742e290c0146.jpeg
Dust off that maid's outfit, Bonje!
This is so much more common among normal straight men than women realize. That said this is a pretty rare kink for straight women.
The patriarchy ruins errything for us cute booty men with muscles.
That's fucking disgusting.
...only degenerates want to be called "cute".
Hey cutie 😉
You make me sick!!
...thank you, I needed the compliment.
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