[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago

It's worth noting that Tehran (the city) is generally a little more lax than most of the rest of Iran/* ... I'd guess she was singled out because her lack of hair covering could be seen easily from other parts of the country, and they don't want the women there getting ideas

/* Source: I dated a girl from Tehran once, and that's what she told me

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Automatic cow tipper - does the hard work so you don't have to!

Could also be used to tip over other kinds of animal in theory, however we haven't field tested that functionality.

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

"These days I feel butts are for hitting, grabbing, and displaying handkerchiefs."

Still plenty of repertoire there, then!

As for hemorrhoids, between them and other issues from overuse, I ended up having surgery ... can't do internal butt stuff now, but at least I'll get to old age with normal function. I miss it sometimes, but I guess that's part of surviving far longer than anyone expected!

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago

Fuuuuck.

Glad everything could be straightened out, but dog damnit that sounds like a shitload of work just because someone decided to be an asshole >:-(

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 days ago

Studio Ghibli films are generally better with the English dubs - they put serious effort in, and it shows.

In Spirited Away the English dub is far better than the original IMO.

Outside of Ghibli, I avoid English dubs.

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

There's no shortage of them

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

Amiga, the superior computing platform of the 20th century

o7

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 15 points 3 days ago

I worked at an abbatoire for a while. Dodged the worst stuff no problem ... except for one time with green puss from an abscess in a cow. It must have been under a lot of pressure.

I cut the abscess out and showed it to a woman I didn't like in quality control. She threw up. It was my fault, so I had to clean that up, and I didn't get to go home early to clean myself.

It was not a great job.

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

lol

Edit: don't worry, you're safe - I'm on another continent ;-)

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 days ago

Good girl.

Now, get on your knees.

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

So you're now a flustered naughty little boy in a dress?

Such fun >:-)

[-] sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 22 points 4 days ago
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