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"...How did you even park there, mate?"
(www.infocs.ro)
For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
Rules:
The layman is amazed, and the expert is puzzled.\
(Der Laie staunt und der Fachmann wundert sich.)