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[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Just drive it as is. When other road warriors see your battle scars, they'll know not to mess with you.

[-] prenatal_confusion@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

I imagine a rough looking dent that is flirting with the clean sheet metal of the other car at a red light.

"You want some of this? Come here and I'll take you on a wild ride. Come over to the dent side. Insert some sexual innuendo here."

[-] texture@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

literally the only reasonable solution

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

That's why I have a Mohawk and wear leather chaps.

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