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Test your metaphors on the weirdest and most neurodivergent child you know (lemmy.today)
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[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Roses lose petals when they engage in premarital sex, but not marital sex? Today I learned!

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago

That's why you should always marry rose bushes before you have sex with them.

[-] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 3 points 23 hours ago

.. Ouchie!

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that’s why God allows you to replenish your bouquet with fresh roses. -Joseph Smith

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2026
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