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this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2026
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Ah yes. We're shoes or bubble gum or flowers or cars and it's just so stupid.
Anything but a person with the freedom to decide how to live her own life
Something is wrong with your sentence. It isn't parsing.
What's the car one? I remember the others from childhood.
Same as the rest. Preowned are worth less. What they all boil down to.
They did not work on my hick ass and it still doesn't work, new car means shit half the time especially now. Give me an old piece of work that has no luxury and makes weird noises when I shift it going 60 but only when going up a 45 degree slope.
Heyyyy. I make lot of noise when going up a slope.
I can fix her
I guess they skipped that one for us since no one that went to that church bought new cars. Luckily they had the other terrible metaphors to poison us with
A beetle from 1947 is like a million dollar car?
"Older Beatles are very valuable and sometimes turn into earth saving robots." They were probably right that getting a bunch of middle schoolers heavily into Transformers lore would curtail premarital sex