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[-] toynbee@piefed.social 5 points 13 hours ago

I'd like to know how pregnancy works, could you enlighten me?

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago

When two people love each other very much, they can decide they want to go to a series of various doctors appointments where the mommy gets given new and exciting risk factors and complications and the other desperately tries to keep track of the paperwork.
Then they have one final expensive doctors appointment and take home their brand new legal liability and tax exception, get ready for all of their new doctors appointments where everyone tries to sort the paperwork, skip sleeping for the next 6-36 months.
Thanks to evolutionary trickery they will ultimately rate this experience quite highly, on average.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago

I was so scared for my wife's well-being and our finances when we went in for an induced birth.

Turns out that, health wise, I came out worse than she did; and the whole situation had very little (immediate) impact on our finances.

Also, I got lucky because we got an amazing kid out of the whole situation.

[-] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago

We had premature twins with some common, usually benign side effects. The "emergency C-section" and "dual booking in the NICU for a month" was just a whole thing.

If it weren't for having good insurance it would have been financially unrecoverable.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 10 points 13 hours ago

how babby formed

how girl get pregant

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 6 points 13 hours ago

I once, very stupidly, shared that video with a mother who had recently been estranged from her young child.

It was a bad decision on my part and, unsurprisingly, didn't go over well.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 5 points 13 hours ago

im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago

Happy to be of service!

[-] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago

Sigh.

Bend over and I'll show you.

[-] toynbee@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago

If you think that, I think you might understand pregnancy less than I.

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