110

Genie granted me one wish, but with a condition that my enemy will get two times more. (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

37 comments fedilink hide all child comments

I asked for 120/80 blood pressure

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not anybodys enemy. I'm the person you forget you had any interaction with. The kind of person that daily employees still don't know my name after working there for 7+ years.

this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2026

110 points (100.0% liked)

Dad Jokes

23647 readers

118 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
Follow Lemmy.World Code of Conduct

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

loopy@lemmy.world