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I'd still ask for an unreasonable amount of money.
Too much money ruins your life. Wish yourself enough, and your enemy will be bankrupt or ruinously insane inside of a decade.
This is a lie people like to tell themselves.
Posting from a Marxist instance about how great being rich is. That's pretty great, actually.
Being rich in a capitalist society is pretty great. What sucks about capitalism is that everyone can't share in how kicksss being rich is, because all the kickass parts of being rich require a fuckton of people to be poor & suffering while you wring the benefits from them.
☝️This guy gets it.