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President Trump Claims New Drug Can Bring People Back From the Dead
(globemagazine.com)
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The possible of death are many.
A single drug could never avert all possible causes.
He and his followers believe in magic.
Average MAGA Magic enthusiast.
Damn this is funny
they also love the wrath of god card its a white card that destroy all creatures and prevent regeneration.
After several minutes it's meaningless to restart a heart anyway, as irreversible brain damage will occur. We already can restart a recently stopped heart by injecting them with epinephrine (adrenaline.)
That's alright, the patient can then start a new career in politics where possession of a functional frontal lobe is considered detrimental to career progression.
They don't believe in magic. They want YOU to believe in magic.
This is how scientists feel in public since 2025...
Indeed they do. Their entire world view is based on magical thinking. Its not unique to trump sycophants either. Being raised in a religion trains the brain to believe in magic. It's all so silly.