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You can unscrew a light bulb, but not a pregnant woman
you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Fantastic
You can also unscrew a screw but not twice in a row unless you have two
What the fuck, it rhymes
Technically you can unscrew a screw twice in a row by covering it in something that can harden but won't grip it too hard. Once the material has hardened, the screw can be unscrewed without having been screwed in.
If only I could achieve your screwing prowess my gf would finally cum