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[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

What sorts of salads and sides would go well with him?

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I'd feed him to my dog

But while he's still alive

(my dog is about as harmless as it gets, he's old, missing many teeth and just wants to sleep and cuddle, but still...)

I'd wager that Bezos tastes bitter, sour and otherwise unpleasant

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Don't do that to your poor dog. Let's just treat Jeff like government cheese, stored in slices in a cave, because nobody wants to eat it.

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