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Mmmm not the same , but similar.
My single mother was changing a headlight in our garage. Like any poor person worth her salt, my mother was using a butter knife because we didn't have proper tools. I wanted to see what would happen if i crossed the cars battery terminals with the butter knife. I decided to make it look like an accident. I "bumped" the butter knife and it locked into place across the terminals. Sparks shot from both ends when it made contact. From the center out the butter knife started glowing red from the heat. It all happened so fast, i smacked the butter knife free with my right hand. 30 years later I still have the physical scar across my middle finger, and the emotional scars of what she called me (admittedly deserved).
My mate had a similar thing happen in his old car.
The original classic Mini
Had the battery in the boot, not in the engine bay. I was supposed to be covered over, but my mate had taken it out to charge the battery and never replaced it.
He also had a can of de-icing spray in the boot. Can you see where this is going?
One feisty bit of cornering later and all of a sudden there was a hiss and a weird chemical smell. SHIT!
After a very quick emergency stop we were -fortunately- stupid enough to investigate the boot and then wildly kick at it with our young flailing gangly legs.
The battery cover was put over the battery from then onwards.
About ten years ago I had to change an AM radio stations back up generator battery. It was like 3 car batteries fused into one big heavy mother fucker.
The large wrench I was using slipped out of my bad and skipped across the terminals. For some reason unknown to me I pulled my hands back as soon as it slipped. So I was okay but that was a HUGE spark and the terminal that hit the middle of the wrench carved out a huge hunk of the wrench like it was warm butter.
Electricity will fucking kill you