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[-] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 23 points 11 hours ago

Who would you rather fight: one mumma sized hamster or 5 baby sized hamsters?

Depends on the species of the mumma / baby used to size the hamsters.

Amoeba: I'm taking the 5 babies. It'll be harder but I still like my chances.

Oak Tree: I think my only chance is to take the babies, Though I'd be tempted to choose momma just to marvel at such a creature.

Elephant: No good options here, in a fair fight I'd lose either match. I think my only shot is to choose the momma hamster and try to win through trickery.

Hummingbird: I would lose via forfeit. They're too cute I can't do it.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Hummingbirds I get, but you're telling me scientists finally figured out how to get elephants to bone hamsters?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 7 hours ago

I'm going to have to go with Ditka.

this post was submitted on 17 May 2026
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