My family: "Politicians are so full of hot air that we could use them to solve the energy crisis!"

Also my family: "Did you hear what that politician said? It's so great, I'm glad they've got their priorities straight!"

Of course liars are only lying when they're saying things I don't like! They're definitely telling the truth when I want them to!

Eh, people still trust the police in circles wider than piefed. Imo police are the armed wing of the government