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What if dark matter is a time artifact of gravitational waves over time/space as particles with mass travel through time/space? (I am not a physicist and I don't understand jack shit.)
Oh shit, reverse the flow to the warp coils! Dump all energy from life support into forward shields and laser missiles, our only chance to defeat the psychic alien is to reverse and restart time for .00001 second, creating a terminal in the psychic time loop. Once free, we can concentrate our dark matter on the psychic alien, stunning him for just long enough to get him to buy a sketchy timeshare on Mars.
Thank you science word rearranger celebrity with NGL pretty good hair
What if time and space are but a dream that was merely a concept and we're just the avatars?
(Also not a physicist but mildly interested enough to be uncomfortable yet intrigued )