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Trump says he’s seriously considering making Venezuela the 51st US state (www.independent.co.uk)

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[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 43 points 3 days ago

[-] zeroConnection@programming.dev 10 points 3 days ago

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[-] KneeTitts@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

To be fair, "he fucked...", but probably isnt doing it now. Probably?

[-] aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah no way his dick still works.

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Just bombing them instead. Much better.

[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Vance thinks he's a couch

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