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Lorry gets stuck in hole it was sent to fix in Somerset
(www.theguardian.com)
For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
Rules:
When your token 'this fuckkin' guy' drives the indoor forklift outdoors and gets stuck in the sand pit. Then he goes and gets the outdoor forklift to try to tow it out and gets that stuck too. So you have to trek across 2 football fields of gravel to the neighboring lumberyard to borrow their 4 speed manual trans huge fucking forklift to tow both of yours out of the pit.