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[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I bet it's the lowest selling fucking holoprogram he has. who spends time with a bunch of fun, busty Dabo girls, and goes "You know what would complete this night of debauchery? Getting an unenthusiastic handjob from a stone faced vulcan who is forced to do this, even though it's a fantasy."

[-] BillyClark@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago

That seems like the perspective of a person who hasn't spent a lot of time in the holosuites. Sure, probably the best selling holoprogram is going to be a comfortable one with a nice, easy, predictable, and quick resolution. After all, time in the holosuites is expensive.

But just think about the popularity of dating sim games you humans like so much, and how hard they might work to figure out how to seduce the most difficult target.

Are you just ordering the Vulcan around? Or are you trying to summit the tallest mountain, and seduce her into losing herself in passion? It's up to you. And, I can even offer up to a 5 percent discount on your first two sessions, terms and conditions apply.

[-] FloatingAlong@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Look, I'm gonna keep this like 100% profesh, but I was thoroughly unprepared for how hot young Spock was going to be.

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