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Social Media was a mistake (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[-] kevincox@lemmy.ml 33 points 6 days ago

Let's take a little recess and circle back.

[-] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 5 days ago

I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

A username well-earned

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Mister Stoker sir ?!

[-] Soulg@ani.social 7 points 5 days ago

Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Then you're obviously not worthy

this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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