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this post was submitted on 05 May 2026
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Dude fuck off that's what the Internet is.
I'm also doing like 5 other things
Think what you want, I already know I'm living a better life than you are 💖
I'm just being honest with you, but you sound like an insufferable cunt. Go touch grass.
Wow good one
If I'm being honest, I care more about what the homeless people who wander through my neighborhood think than I care even a tiny bit about what some random angry dude on Lemmy thinks...weird right?
So what does your wife think about that mouth of yours?
Lol I'm just kidding, we both know you don't have a wife
And that's the whole point - you don't care. You're a selfish, insipid little turd lashing out online because you're so deeply unsatisfied with your life
If enlightenment were a race, you'd still be at the starting line crying "nobody told me I could start yet"
I don't know what my wife thinks about my mouth, but you can go ask your mother, she'll be able to how good I treated her last night ;)