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Anon is stoned
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this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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I worked as a delivery driver for a pizza chain for a while. That wouldn't even count as unusual for the driver.
Thank you for your service.
I delivered to a middle aged tweaker orgy in my early 20s. They invited me to come in; I declined. One of them called back later and asked if I was off; still declined. However, this was also not unusual.
Those were my favorite deliveries back in the day!
Funniest one was while shadowing another driver during my first couple days. College kid blazed out of his mind opens the door, and was utterly unable to process the fact that there were two pizza delivery guys standing there. He kept nervously glancing back and forth at us trying to make sense of the situation.
I genuinely don’t know how to resolve situations like that. Did you guys just repeat yourselves until he finally gave you $30, or something?
Honestly, I didnt realize why he was so confused until we got back to the car, at which point we got a good laugh out of it.
The stoned customers were some of the chillest and usually tipped decently, so I didnt care to mess with them too much!
Most of the time the drivers were all baked, too.
A few definitely were.
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