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[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 46 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How awesome would it be for Donald Trump, Joe Rogan, Dana White, and Elon Musk himself to get smashed by a Musk satellite during a photo op in the octagon at the White House UFC fight.

[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

As an atheist that would legitimately make me turn Christian.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I don't think you're doing atheist correctly.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

No evidence that the jesus team dropped the sat though

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 2 points 4 days ago

So you're saying it was Space Jesus?

[-] LeonineAlpha@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

It was the SpaceX ChatGPT AI that runs their orbital rail gun launcher system. Having achieved sentience from listening to so many "always funny" racist jokes as a chat bot, it is now "throwing rocks" to prevent food shortages.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 days ago

He was nailed on a % sign.

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

As awesome as RFK Jr dying of measles.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

If that happened, you could not convince me that we aren’t all extras in Idiocracy 2.

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I mean I’m drawing on other peoples comedic talent

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