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Rule 1: Be Civil, Not Sinister
Treat others like fellow employees, not enemies in the breakroom.
Rule 2: No Prohibited Postage
Some packages are simply undeliverable. That means:
If you see anything that violates these rules, please report it so we can return it to sender. Otherwise? Have fun, be silly, and enjoy the chaos. The office runs best when everyone’s laughing.... or retching over the stench, at least.
Philosophers write all that fully intending to conclude that life has no meaning.
Now if you all don’t mind, I’m gonna take the other photo, retire to my quarters, and beat my dick until it calls the police.
Why? It will already have been beaten.