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[-] Feyter@programming.dev 220 points 1 week ago

No one can exit vim. It's simply not possible.

There are even legends that the devil himself was onced tricked into opening vim and is stuck there since.

[-] affenlehrer@feddit.org 110 points 1 week ago

That explains the many vim enthusiasts that don't want any other editor. They simply can't exit the vim instance they once accidentally opened...

[-] wewbull@feddit.uk 43 points 1 week ago

The Eagles called it Hotel California.

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

"We are all just prisoners here of our own device"
So true, so true.

[-] BlackVenom@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Stockholm Editor

[-] cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Vimmer here, this one's right: I've been stuck since 2003.

[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago
[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 21 points 1 week ago

"... and that's why I need you to take the power plant offline."

[-] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago

“… and that’s why I need you to take the power plants offline.”

For those who don't live in the US and have an electical grid with more than one power plant.

[-] debil@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago
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