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RFK Jr cut off dead raccoon's penis on family vacation 'to study later'
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this post was submitted on 14 Apr 2026
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Any penis can be detachable if you put in the work. Detachable Peeenis
/seriously though, wtf
I was not expecting a King Missile reference in 2026. Thank you.
Take shit from work. Seriously, tho.
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
...they asked in 1987, when word processor didn't necessarily mean a piece of software
Wait, that sentence has been said before?
I think the implication in the song is that it was detachable more than once.
Reattachable penis
Łook who didn't pay attention at the glue factory
It was me
Hey, this isn't the YMCA
Listen here young man
There's no need to feel down !
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