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[-] dumbass@piefed.social 69 points 4 days ago

Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 60 points 4 days ago

The dead moose would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Too bad he lives in a cabin in the woods away from the world crazies, he's got the right idea. Also he's Canadian so yea fuck the usa

[-] dumbass@piefed.social 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Who knows, America might end up getting taken over by Canada after Trump runs it into the ground.

[-] bcgm3@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Don't threaten me with a good time

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