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[-] synapse1278@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

We don't have this problem in West Europe, you can by alcohol in any grocery store.

Along side your 20-pack of first price beer, 1 bottle of vodka, 1 bottle of red wine, you add a cucumber and a box of condoms to make it less awkward. People then assume you're going to have a fun party and definitely not get shit faced on your own ๐Ÿ‘

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 days ago

I brew my own mead, so I am the guy walking out of Lidl with 20 jars of all their runny honey. Set can work if heated to melt it but it's more effort.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Also you have functioning public mass transit where you can have someone else convey your drunk ass to the other side of town, for little to no expense.

[-] crunchy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

You can do that in the more civilized states, too.

[-] quips@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago
[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

That's Northern Europe.

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