USA: We tariff the world! Buy American. USA! USA!
Canada: The US is toxic and unstable. Let's focus on ourselves.
USA: Wait. Not like that!
No I'm not. Fuck us, we're being really shitty. And dangerous. And incredibly stupid. Everyone should cut ties with us before we turn gangrenous.
No I'm not. Fuck us, we're being really shitty. And dangerous. And incredibly stupid. Everyone should cut ties with us before we turn gangrenous.