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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. (www.nytimes.com)

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The NYT was roundly mocked for the original headline and has now changed it to

No One at Waffle House Remembers FEMA Official Who Says He Teleported In

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

No, but admitting you you're an alcoholic is lame, whats cool is developing a cover story and the believing in it so hard that you genuinely believe, and espouse, for years, that a supernatural phenomenon has occured, and this this is really super serious guys come on why don't you believe me?!?!?!

[-] hateisreality@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Just making sure I'm on the same page. Also alcoholics go to meetings.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago

Well we're gonna need a support group for those who suffer from inexplicable spontaneous wafflehouse teleportation.

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