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[-] zerosignal@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

Unrelated, I have 11 and a half tons of kit kats I need to sell quickly.

[-] cyan_mess 2 points 2 months ago

I'm willing to buy your 11 tons of kitkat.

[-] zerosignal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Once I get the cash, I'll ship you all 10½ tons

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