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Seven Samurai
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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
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Preparing for the final battle, the least talented samurai comes up with a great trick. He makes a big pile of dirt in the middle of the town and puts all the captured swords in it. That way, if he loses his sword in the fight he's got a spare close by.
How can you find a sword mid-battle in the dirt? Black and white dirt nonetheless!
One of the most famous movies ever made.
I'm sure you can find a copy somewhere.